Meet the Judgey-Roos! The Judgey-roos see it all, and have seen it all before. They’re a pack of shrewdly observant gossipers and incredibly judgmental onlookers who’ve been on campus long before the drunken student species was introduced. They think students are the animals, not them. The way the students carry on, who can blame them. They perfectly understand english and speak to one another, but can’t be understood by humans. As a result they are a group of indignantly bigoted locals. The jury’s still out on this batch of students, but Kangaroo court remains in session.