Mildred & 'Blinks' (Bill)
46 – English / Australian 37 – Lebanese / Australian
Meet Mildred Canon and Bill (Blinks) Shields! Mildred is essentially an overqualified babysitter and the head of residential services at F.U.C.T. responsible for Ray’s enrolment error. The cringeworthy sexual tension Mildred has with ‘Blinks’ is obviously a welcome distraction from a job she despises. But her bumbling side-kick is far too devoted to his job to even detect the slightest sexual advance. If they get wind of the beer pong tournament they’ll be sure to shut it down ASAP.