Lana Kaminski

18 – Australian / Polish


Meet Lana Kaminski! Lana is an excessively orderly and fussy floor mate of Bonner House, who seems to be consistently and involuntarily ill all the time as a result of one of her numerous allergies and food intolerances. The stress of studying Law even seems to make her sick, but living amongst the filth of the shared dormitory certainly doesn’t help. It does explain her completely unrealistic hygiene standards though which she holds the rest of the floor accountable to. She chooses only to communicate her domestic frustrations through passive-agressive post-it notes around the dorm.