Dale Cockburn

20 – Australian / Scottish


Meet Dale 'Cock-burn' Cockburn! Dale is the Bonner House Resident Assistant (RA) and Mildred’s devoted student lackey. He’s a hopelessly devout sycophant who puts rules and regulations above common sense and enjoyment. He’s a cluelessly incompetent social planner who can’t understand why his overly planned social functions fail miserably and Kush’s spontaneous parties flourish. Probably because he is a snobbishly insufferable stiff with an unwarranted sense of entitlement. A real stick in the mud kind of guy.